For those of us who haven’t been paying attention to the severity of the flooding in the Midwest, I present Exhibit A:

At least that one car had the common sense to put his hazards on.
Exhibit B:

Looks like the Upstairs Pub, by nature of its name, survived. I’m glad to see all the tax dollars spent on the city bus’ aquatic fleet finally started to make some sense. It appears they shuttled survivors to Jimmy John’s in shifts.
And finally, Exhibit C:

Best IDS ad ever.