August 2009
10 posts
July 2009
20 posts
WatchWilliam Shatner reads Palin’s resignation speech on Conan.
WatchHot Tub Time Machine
E-mails from an Asshole →
Thank you Jen for introducing this website into my life. Chalk this up to things I wish I would have thought to do.
WatchThis video has always impressed me, so I thought I’d share it. Despite an amazing likeness to Kaufman, Craig Anton fell short of the role for Man on the Moon. I’d imagine Jim Carrey isn’t the easiest person to beat out for a role.
FML, meet RML.
rmodernlife:
Today, I married a giant Galapagos Turtle who wears eye glasses. I’m a giant cat who has a hook for a hand. I’m also a dental hygienist. RML
Parenthood Aborted... For Now
My new job has been side-lined for a bit due to an untimely tumor found on one of Maura Tierney’s breasts. I suppose most breast tumors are untimely, but I’d imagine few have the power to put 175 people out of work. As if the economy wasn’t bad enough, now we have cancer to worry about, too. I don’t mean to make light of the situation. I should be so lucky to work in quit...
Cartoon Envy
I don’t ever intend to grow out of cartoons. Writhing in anticipation for this new series from the minds behind Frisky Dingo, “Archer”:
New Job
For those of you writing my biography, get ready to start a new chapter. I just got hired onto the new NBC show “Parenthood” premiering this fall. It stars none other that the Coach himself, Craig T. Nelson! Here’s a picture of the coach signing my checks.